A Christian, a Taoist, a Buddhist, and a Therapist walk into a bar.
The Christian says:
“I’ll have a beer, something that would make my father proud.”
The Taoist says:
“Anything within reach is fine, so long as it flows smoothly on the way down.”
The Buddhist says:
“A mocktail please, filled halfway, with equal parts citrus and sweetener.”
The Therapist orders nothing, listens with solemn respect, and is later found dead of alcohol poisoning.